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[tothosewhobait]

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[tothosewhobait]

Do you like me enough that the worry is worth it?

[infinitecruelty]

[He's quiet for a loooong time.]

I've never had something of my own before. [Idly kicking at the carpet.] And now that I do, I still have to share. [One could probably hear the eyeroll--] You can imagine how difficult that already is for me. What with the jealousy and all. Adding someone else to that would just make it worse.

[tothosewhobait]

[Idly swirls his glass, the ice clinking against the sides, but otherwise quiet for a while on the other end]

[infinitecruelty]

...I wouldn't put up with this if I didn't want to, you know. And it isn't just because of any stupid agreement.

[He's the one that was mad just a minute ago! Now why is he having to sit here and give Azul reassurance!!]

So yeah, of course. You're mine. Of course you're worth it. That's why I'm not going to lose you to a-- to a loser!

[tothosewhobait]

Mmm....I'm yours. And you're mine. And nothing can change that because neither of us lets go of what's ours.

[infinitecruelty]

[Huff.]

And see? You still get what you want. [Chuckles] I hope you're happy with your choice.

[tothosewhobait]

What choice would that be? You? Yes, I'm very happy I chose you.

[infinitecruelty]

Good. [And then, with a most cheerful tone:] So you won't be mad that I've already begun messing with him.

[tothosewhobait]

......try not to bully him too hard.......

[infinitecruelty]

Ooh! [GASP] Maybe you know the answer to this: If we give him a swirly, will he go bald?

[tothosewhobait]

Darling, a friendly reminder. Despite appearances, he is also a powerful house warden in his own right.

[infinitecruelty]

Yeah, yeah, he's real good at guarding basements I'm sure. But he's a dweeb; a prime target for locker stuffing~! C'mon, let me have a little fuuun~

[tothosewhobait]

Hmmmm....I have a better idea. Wouldn't you rather give some guys the shake down with me instead?

[infinitecruelty]

I can do booooth~

[tothosewhobait]

You can't. This is a limited, either-or sort of offer, dearest.

[infinitecruelty]

Oh, so you're never gonna invite me to another shake-down if I shake-down your would-be-boyfriend?

[tothosewhobait]

Cute.

[infinitecruelty]

I know you are, but what am I~?

[tothosewhobait]

A cute brat. Don't give Idia the shake-down.

[infinitecruelty]

Hehehe. [His tail swishes behind him, most pleased. At least Azul isn't here to witness it.]

Not even just a liiiittle squeeze~?

[tothosewhobait]

As charming as you are, I am afraid I must tell you no. If I learn that you have behaved yourself though, we can go to the beach on our next date.

[infinitecruelty]

Oooh. It has been awhile since we went together... [He laughs and rolls his eyes, totally ignoring that weird feeling again. That's where they met, after all... Gross.]

I gueeess I can be good. [Snickers not unlike a certain hyena.] Though I thought this was a "make up to me" trip and not a "be good" reward... Hm, hmmm... I guess that I get two treats~!

[tothosewhobait]

Can’t it be both things? And aren’t you good enough to me that you deserve double the reward?

[infinitecruelty]

[Squints. Alright, that's too much butter.]

...Hold on. [One hand on his hip.] You're not planning on trying to drown me or something, are you?

[tothosewhobait]

......................I have no reason to drown you, darling. You're absolutely no good to me dead...er.