Well, let me think. [And he begins to count off on his fingers...] I was basically made to be a right hand man, I'm a great listener, I'm a problem solver, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, I'm- well, I used to be a master of espionage, but I'm taking a bit of an unwilling sabbatical from that at the present, but that's neither here nor there.
[Looks down at his hands, squints.]
Oh! Right. I'm a pacifist, but I'm not afraid to kill someone. I'm a pretty good driver, I'm not afraid to take certain risks, I'm adorable, I'm actually a decent cook- [Yeah, it sounds like he could go on forever. Maybe you should stop him.]
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Date: 2024-05-24 07:32 pm (UTC)Well, let me think. [And he begins to count off on his fingers...] I was basically made to be a right hand man, I'm a great listener, I'm a problem solver, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty, I'm- well, I used to be a master of espionage, but I'm taking a bit of an unwilling sabbatical from that at the present, but that's neither here nor there.
[Looks down at his hands, squints.]
Oh! Right. I'm a pacifist, but I'm not afraid to kill someone. I'm a pretty good driver, I'm not afraid to take certain risks, I'm adorable, I'm actually a decent cook- [Yeah, it sounds like he could go on forever. Maybe you should stop him.]