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[tothosewhobait]

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[infinitecruelty]

Good. [And then, with a most cheerful tone:] So you won't be mad that I've already begun messing with him.

[tothosewhobait]

......try not to bully him too hard.......

[infinitecruelty]

Ooh! [GASP] Maybe you know the answer to this: If we give him a swirly, will he go bald?

[tothosewhobait]

Darling, a friendly reminder. Despite appearances, he is also a powerful house warden in his own right.

[infinitecruelty]

Yeah, yeah, he's real good at guarding basements I'm sure. But he's a dweeb; a prime target for locker stuffing~! C'mon, let me have a little fuuun~

[tothosewhobait]

Hmmmm....I have a better idea. Wouldn't you rather give some guys the shake down with me instead?

[infinitecruelty]

I can do booooth~

[tothosewhobait]

You can't. This is a limited, either-or sort of offer, dearest.

[infinitecruelty]

Oh, so you're never gonna invite me to another shake-down if I shake-down your would-be-boyfriend?

[tothosewhobait]

Cute.

[infinitecruelty]

I know you are, but what am I~?

[tothosewhobait]

A cute brat. Don't give Idia the shake-down.

[infinitecruelty]

Hehehe. [His tail swishes behind him, most pleased. At least Azul isn't here to witness it.]

Not even just a liiiittle squeeze~?

[tothosewhobait]

As charming as you are, I am afraid I must tell you no. If I learn that you have behaved yourself though, we can go to the beach on our next date.

[infinitecruelty]

Oooh. It has been awhile since we went together... [He laughs and rolls his eyes, totally ignoring that weird feeling again. That's where they met, after all... Gross.]

I gueeess I can be good. [Snickers not unlike a certain hyena.] Though I thought this was a "make up to me" trip and not a "be good" reward... Hm, hmmm... I guess that I get two treats~!

[tothosewhobait]

Can’t it be both things? And aren’t you good enough to me that you deserve double the reward?

[infinitecruelty]

[Squints. Alright, that's too much butter.]

...Hold on. [One hand on his hip.] You're not planning on trying to drown me or something, are you?

[tothosewhobait]

......................I have no reason to drown you, darling. You're absolutely no good to me dead...er.

[infinitecruelty]

Hmm. Well, alright. I just wanted to make sure you weren't trying to lull me into a false sense of security to punish me for threatening your boy, there. [Laughs!] Not that I think you would, but I'm certain you could, which I love about you, of course, but would not really be looking forward to as much as a lovely beach outing~

[Which is maybe not entirely true, he kind of wants to see what it would take to get Azul to kick his ass, but not enough to piss him off to make it happen on purpose--]

[tothosewhobait]

He is not ‘my boy’…

[infinitecruelty]

Well he's certainly not mine.

[Envy what does that mean.]

He's your responsibility now.

[tothosewhobait]

My responsibility? In what sense?

[infinitecruelty]

Anything he does is on you, now~! You saved his ass and now you're responsible for it. Honestly, he should thank you for the favor.

[tothosewhobait]

So….you’re saying he’s mine and I’m his then…? Am I hearing that correctly?

[infinitecruelty]

What-- no! How'd you get that out of what I said?!