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[tothosewhobait]

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[unpaidovertime]

Mmm, I dare you... to prank call someone.

[It's been years since he played, and this was always a good time then, so hopefully it's still a good time now.]

[infinitecruelty]

[Frowns... Envy is showing his age. Or at least his era.]

"Prank call"? Like, calling someone as a joke? [They have phones where he's from but they don't typically use them to make jokes...]

[Excuse him while he perches on Nanami's leg now that he's done dressing him.]

[tothosewhobait]

Very well. Any requests? That is...does anyone have someone in particular that they would enjoy having a prank pulled on?

[unpaidovertime]

You could always call Fearless and ask if his martian refrigerator is running. I think he would appreciate it.

[Nanami gets his phone out to offer it, since he does have Fearless' number. He is also giggling now. Congratulations, he's feeling it.]

[infinitecruelty]

[Is... Nanami... giggling. For a second, Envy forgets that he's under an influence and has to wonder just what about "martian refrigerators" are so funny to him specifically that he's making that fucking noise at all.

The Sin is Too Stunned To Speak]

[tothosewhobait]

[Azul is also stunned by the giggling. Stunned and delighted.]

If you would like for me to prank this 'Fearless', then I absolutely shall.

[unpaidovertime]

Ohhh, yes.

[He trusts them enough for some reason to open his phone and just hand it to Azul. His phone is organized well and everyone's names in it are their actual names.]

He's the security dragon at the bar. He's a smartass, but he's fun.

[infinitecruelty]

[Envy's more entertained by Nanami's reaction to the potential hilarity than anything else, studying how his face moves when he's amused.

Damn.

Sorry for the staring, sir, but this pupil is quite focused.]

[tothosewhobait]

[Takes the offered phone and looks through the contacts for this Fearless' number. Clearing his throat before dialing the number on his own phone. Calling~]

[unpaidovertime]

[Nanami has absolutely dissolved into giggles, he is no good for anything anymore, sorry.]

[infinitecruelty]

[Envy is still sitting on his lap, so completely confused by this whole ordeal. He's missing context for the entire joke, but all he knows is that it's absolutely cracking Nanami up and the giggles are contagious. Envy's laughing too, but really he has no idea why.]

[tothosewhobait]

[Happily watches them both become giggling messes before setting his phone aside and leaning in so he can press a kiss to each of their cheeks. Hee hee.]

I assume that was good enough to fulfill the dare?

[unpaidovertime]

Oh yes, excellent.

[He grabs Azul's face and peppers him with kisses and then pulls Envy back onto the bed with him as he laughs more.]

He had no idea!

[infinitecruelty]

[Wumph!

Envy gets tugged back with Nanami when he falls back onto the bed, a small yelp and "oof!" leaving him when he hits the mattress. But then it's right back to laughing, splaying out next to the giggling angel.]

The voice! What was that voice?

[tothosewhobait]

[Crawls over, laying in his rightful spot on top of the lizert.]

I am a salesman, not a voice actor. I can, however, do a wonderful Floyd impression.

[unpaidovertime]

Is that what he sounds like? [There are more giggles.]

It's your turn, salesman.

[infinitecruelty]

[Snickersnicker.]

Really?! Isn't that one the "squeezer"?

[tothosewhobait]

Mm, that would be the one. Though, that wasn't my impersonation of him. That said, I could do one, if you would like sometime.

[Presses a kiss to the center of Envy's chest before sitting up......and blinking a bit as he realizes again that his shirt is open, reaching up to slowly and carefully button his top]

Mmmm....Envy. Truth or dare?

[unpaidovertime]

Squeezer? You squeezed him? Or did he squeeze you?

[Throwing an arm over Azul to add to the pile.]

[infinitecruelty]

Mm... [He is so comfy now thanks... Could totally nap like this.]

Truth.

[tothosewhobait]

He likes to squeeze... That is, he helps bounce any troublesome guests from the lounge. Which...considering the nature of my side business, we run into quite a few. The business of granting wishes attracts the sort that want a shortcut and those type tend to be terrible about owning their mistakes.

[Scrunches his brow a bit...it takes a bit more focus to come up with an idea right now, but he will cuddle against Envy as he works on a possible 'truth']

How about...why haven't you asked a wish of me yet? You made such a fuss over having me at your beck and call to grant your wishes, but then you haven't bothered to make a single one.

[unpaidovertime]

Mmm, makes sense.

[Nothing worrisome in that explanation that Nanami will follow up on later. Nope. Nothing at all.]

What did you call the other one, then? The other twin.

[He does go quiet though, that's a serious question.]

[infinitecruelty]

[Erk.]

Uh--

[Clears his throat and looks away.]

...pass.

[tothosewhobait]

The other twin is Jade. He is my vice house warden...so, you could say he's my right hand man of sorts.

[Smiles slowly when Envy looks away, a purr escaping his throat. Starting to feel quite good, quite relaxed, giving gummies to an octopus is probably fine.]

Come now, darling. The answer cannot be that bad.

[unpaidovertime]

He can do two next round.

[He doesn't want to press anyone into something they don't want to do.]