[These are all very nice things to hear, though the only indication it's working at all is that his shoulders are starting to relax just slightly. However he is now avoiding eye contact with either of them, very pointedly staring off towards the fish floating in the aquarium across from the bed.
This is also soothing, and harder to remain mad at. None of the fish in this room pissed him off, including the one on his lap.]
Yeah, yeah... Laying it on a bit thick there, but I appreciate the ass pats all the same. [He says, punctuating the statement with a pat delivered to Azul's behind before he starts trying to wiggle out of his grasp.]
Now get back over there before he starts thinking he was right or something. [Making a shoo-ing hand motion.]
[Before Azul can get in the way Nanami leans over and gives Envy a kiss on the cheek.]
[He wants to say something about being right, because he is. But it isn't going to help the situation, so instead he takes the W where he can and keeps quiet about it. There's so much effort here all being hidden behind his usually fairly inscrutable face.]
[He knows you think you're right, Nanami, and he knows that's why you're not sorry. >:C He keeps his gaze averted, shifting it away from the angel and his "calm baby down" smooches. He knows what this is! He's been that baby for years!!! Except he's not a baby! Shut up!!!]
Gak--! [Can't believe he got sneak attacked by face chomp, but sits there and accepts it anyway, puffing up his cheeks defiantly though they deflate pretty quickly.]
[Sorry Azul, he has to lean away to grab his bag and dig around in the front pockets for his phone. When he's sat upright again, he hands the phone to Azul and levels Nanami with a challenging glare similar to the one earlier, though this one reads even more like a dare than before. Bite him, Nanami. Do it.
When they pull up his search history they will find a number of things, though they are mostly benign.
"what is a belgian" "nice things to call a man" "dancing fruit video" "what is minecraft" "fancy man gifts" "mommy bakes you cookies asmr" "wood soup asmr" "what is asmer" "azmur" "azzmerr"
And when Envy gets close enough to take it from him, he's going to bite the cheek Azul hasn't already marked. And whether Envy can feel it or maybe just sense it, but it's a lot harder than how he bit Azul. He wants the mark to stay a bit.]
[Nanami out here hitting him with the triple wombo combo of suddenly changing his clothes with a glitter show, giving him a hilarious and vexing gift and then biting him hard on the face. Envy doesn't even know which to react to first!]
Gnngh–hey! [And now his face is fully red and it isn't just from the bites.] Ah– wh-what the hell— [Gathering his new buff green son to his chest, he pouts somewhere between confusion and gratitude.]
Wh-what is this— how did you... Where did you... WHY did you— [He doesn't know how to react!! He may just combust!]
It was cute, like you. And kind of a lizard, like you. And buff, like you. It made me think of you. And since you have broken a couple of phones I thought this might help you hang onto it better, that strap part goes around your wrist.
[And because he honestly worries about having been too strong with the bite.]
[Really, he is fine. However the damage wasn't extensive enough to require repair, so those marks may sit there for a while yet. But now he's focused on getting this strap on his phone, turning the whole device around to look for a place to attach it. Leave him be, he will figure this puzzle out, it's for enrichment.
Despite how much he wants to stay in the pouty mood he's in, it's hard to stay grumpy with this silly little buff guy looking at him. ...Also the phone strap is pretty funny too.]
...You really think this guy looks like me? [He doesn't know if he should be offended or not, but he thinks he looks so silly he can't even really be mad if he does.]
Oh, right-- Uh. [Kind of distracted with Nanami touching his face like this... And he's been called cute, so that's enough to tide him over... for now.]
Ah, uh. Well. I guess. Truth or Dare for you, then, Nanami. [Flicking short glances up to him and back to his gift a few times, unable to maintain eye contact with him this close.]
[Aww, it's cute that whatever it is Nanami is about to pull out makes Azul so nervous... he doesn't get like this around him.]
...Mmm. [He begins to recline, humming to himself in thought until he's propped up on his elbows and stretched out, crossing his legs at the ankle.] I should make him do it by himself, in front of us. Set to music or something. Reverse strip tease.
But I could be benevolent, too. What do you think, my love~? Shall we help him? Or make him work for it~?
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This is also soothing, and harder to remain mad at. None of the fish in this room pissed him off, including the one on his lap.]
Yeah, yeah... Laying it on a bit thick there, but I appreciate the ass pats all the same. [He says, punctuating the statement with a pat delivered to Azul's behind before he starts trying to wiggle out of his grasp.]
Now get back over there before he starts thinking he was right or something. [Making a shoo-ing hand motion.]
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[He wants to say something about being right, because he is. But it isn't going to help the situation, so instead he takes the W where he can and keeps quiet about it. There's so much effort here all being hidden behind his usually fairly inscrutable face.]
If we want to keep playing, it's your turn, Azul.
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[Attempts to stay as close as Envy will let him, trying to snag one of his hands]
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Mrrr... Dare.
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Where did you get all of this?
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Iiiiii daaaaaare youuuuu.....to show us your search history on your phone.
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What do you mean "search history"?
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[Leaning in to bite Azul's shoulder gently. Since that's apparently what we're doing.]
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loud audio warning for the link
When they pull up his search history they will find a number of things, though they are mostly benign.
"what is a belgian"
"nice things to call a man"
"dancing fruit video"
"what is minecraft"
"fancy man gifts"
"mommy bakes you cookies asmr"
"wood soup asmr"
"what is asmer"
"azmur"
"azzmerr"
Mostly.]
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That reminds me, Envy, I have a little something for you.
[He poofs his suit jacket on again and reaches into the pockets and brings out a collectable buff lizard man phone charm and wrist strap.
And when Envy gets close enough to take it from him, he's going to bite the cheek Azul hasn't already marked. And whether Envy can feel it or maybe just sense it, but it's a lot harder than how he bit Azul. He wants the mark to stay a bit.]
Re: loud audio warning for the link
[Managed to miss the biting because he was so focused on the list, pupils going a bit flat as he relaxes more]
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Gnngh–hey! [And now his face is fully red and it isn't just from the bites.] Ah– wh-what the hell— [Gathering his new buff green son to his chest, he pouts somewhere between confusion and gratitude.]
Wh-what is this— how did you... Where did you... WHY did you— [He doesn't know how to react!! He may just combust!]
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[Then to Envy:]
It was cute, like you. And kind of a lizard, like you. And buff, like you. It made me think of you. And since you have broken a couple of phones I thought this might help you hang onto it better, that strap part goes around your wrist.
[And because he honestly worries about having been too strong with the bite.]
... Was I too rough?
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[Leans in to get a look at Envy's new treasure]
You should put it on your phone, darling.
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[Really, he is fine. However the damage wasn't extensive enough to require repair, so those marks may sit there for a while yet. But now he's focused on getting this strap on his phone, turning the whole device around to look for a place to attach it. Leave him be, he will figure this puzzle out, it's for enrichment.
Despite how much he wants to stay in the pouty mood he's in, it's hard to stay grumpy with this silly little buff guy looking at him. ...Also the phone strap is pretty funny too.]
...You really think this guy looks like me? [He doesn't know if he should be offended or not, but he thinks he looks so silly he can't even really be mad if he does.]
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You're welcome. And he reminds me of you, you are actually much cuter. It's also your turn, again.
[He touches the spot he bit, very gently, trying to feel if he left teeth marks or something, he is already feeling bad for getting excited.]
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Ah, uh. Well. I guess. Truth or Dare for you, then, Nanami. [Flicking short glances up to him and back to his gift a few times, unable to maintain eye contact with him this close.]
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[He makes a note to be more physical with Envy because it seems to work wonders on him. But then, it works wonders on Azul, too.
And also Nanami knows he's susceptible to it as well. Maybe they've all spent too much time touch starved.]
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Dare? How bold.
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...I dare you to put on whatever you brought in that bag of yours. Whatever it is that had Azul blushing. I wanna see.
[He can be serious, too, dammit.]
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I could put it on instantly, but I really do like doing some things the long way. Would you like to help?
[It's an open invitation to both of them.]
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You know that you can always count on my assistance. Envy? Darling?
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...Mmm. [He begins to recline, humming to himself in thought until he's propped up on his elbows and stretched out, crossing his legs at the ankle.] I should make him do it by himself, in front of us. Set to music or something. Reverse strip tease.
But I could be benevolent, too. What do you think, my love~? Shall we help him? Or make him work for it~?
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