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[tothosewhobait]

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[infinitecruelty]

[Offering Nanami a challenging glare, but says nothing. That look does say "I'd like to see you try," though.]

[unpaidovertime]

[Oh, he will deal with that look later. Possibly one on one, possibly not. But it won't be forgotten.]

My most embarrassing thought this week? I did think someone was hitting on me who just wanted to talk.

[tothosewhobait]

They can deny it all they want, but they were absolutely flirting.

[Turns in Nanami’s arms to cuddle against him better with a quiet bark near the shell of his ear]

[infinitecruelty]

[Pinches Azul's butt before snuggling up against his back. He wants cuddles too, even if he is being a little shit.]

Hmm, so you two do it, too... [He hums between Azul's shoulderblades, stroking his hand up along the curve of his hip and waist.]

People keep assuming that I'm flirting with them when I am not. Do I sound like I'm flirting all the time?

[He just has that cadence about him, okay! That doesn't mean anything.]

[unpaidovertime]

I... don't think he was. And Envy, you don't sound like you're flirting but you do sometimes sound like you wish people were paying attention to you instead of who they are paying attention to and that might seem like you coming on to them.

[He's fine being the bottom of the pile despite the two of them being heavier than they look. He can handle it, he's built tough.]

Azul, truth or dare?

[tothosewhobait]

Do what too…?

[Jumps slightly when his butt is pinched, but he’s starting to feel relaxed enough that he does not raise a huge fuss over it…though he does make a little yip sound that counts as a bark]

You had better not be flirting… And truth.

[Two unenthusiastic barks as he settles back down]

[infinitecruelty]

[Sits up slowly, biting down on the inside of his cheek and grinding his jaw to keep from saying the first thing that comes to mind. For a second he does look like he's ready to square up, but instead he merely slips off to their side, sitting cross-legged and defiant, glaring at them like some kind of weird, pissed off cat.]

[unpaidovertime]

[Since he feels like he caused this particular upset, he's also going to try and fix it. So he tells Azul:]

What do you like most about Envy?

[He sits up with Azul in his lap, watching a pissed off sin take it in and trying not to make it worse.]

[tothosewhobait]

[Blinks, looking over at Envy before staring at Nanami incredulously]

Most? There are too many things I like about him, how am I supposed to pick ‘most’?

[infinitecruelty]

[That's kind of you, Azul, but he's not going to come slinking back just yet. Things were all well and good until he was perceived too clearly and now he wants to transform into a flea and disappear into the carpet.]

[unpaidovertime]

You're supposed to say some nice things to him because he needs to hear them. Because we all need to hear nice things from the people who love us. And because it's going to be a long night if we can't figure out a way to make this work.

[He's putting on his best adult voice for this, please accept his peace offering.]

Like how I like your laugh, and I like how cute it is when his tail twitches when he's happy about something.

[tothosewhobait]

His tail is soooo cute.

[Crawls over, shirt hanging open since SOMEONE undid all his buttons, arms going around Envy’s neck and climbing onto the sin’s lap]

Baby don’t be like this. No one is judging you. We’re all just having fun, okay?

[Presses little kisses along Envy’s jaw]

I like how excited you get sometimes, you light up completely. I like the cute way you hoard little trinkets in that bag. I like how long your hair is and how I can wind it around my finger while we’re falling asleep. I like how it feels to hug you, I always feel safe and comfortable holding onto you. I like how very clever and bratty and sweet you are… well, sweet to me anyways. I can keep going.

[infinitecruelty]

[These are all very nice things to hear, though the only indication it's working at all is that his shoulders are starting to relax just slightly. However he is now avoiding eye contact with either of them, very pointedly staring off towards the fish floating in the aquarium across from the bed.

This is also soothing, and harder to remain mad at. None of the fish in this room pissed him off, including the one on his lap.]

Yeah, yeah... Laying it on a bit thick there, but I appreciate the ass pats all the same. [He says, punctuating the statement with a pat delivered to Azul's behind before he starts trying to wiggle out of his grasp.]

Now get back over there before he starts thinking he was right or something. [Making a shoo-ing hand motion.]

[unpaidovertime]

[Before Azul can get in the way Nanami leans over and gives Envy a kiss on the cheek.]

[He wants to say something about being right, because he is. But it isn't going to help the situation, so instead he takes the W where he can and keeps quiet about it. There's so much effort here all being hidden behind his usually fairly inscrutable face.]

If we want to keep playing, it's your turn, Azul.

[tothosewhobait]

Envy. Truth or dare...?

[Attempts to stay as close as Envy will let him, trying to snag one of his hands]

[infinitecruelty]

[He knows you think you're right, Nanami, and he knows that's why you're not sorry. >:C He keeps his gaze averted, shifting it away from the angel and his "calm baby down" smooches. He knows what this is! He's been that baby for years!!! Except he's not a baby! Shut up!!!]

Mrrr... Dare.

[unpaidovertime]

[He's going to look through Envy's bag some more as a treat for being correct AND being big enough not to gloat about it.]

Where did you get all of this?

[tothosewhobait]

[Chomps down on Envy's cheek gently as he thinks over the dare]

Iiiiii daaaaaare youuuuu.....to show us your search history on your phone.

[infinitecruelty]

Gak--! [Can't believe he got sneak attacked by face chomp, but sits there and accepts it anyway, puffing up his cheeks defiantly though they deflate pretty quickly.]

What do you mean "search history"?

[unpaidovertime]

If you have looked for things on your phone the phone remembers and we can check it.

[Leaning in to bite Azul's shoulder gently. Since that's apparently what we're doing.]

[tothosewhobait]

[.....buries his face in Envy's shoulder to hide the color that just engulfed it upon being bit]

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[infinitecruelty]

[Sorry Azul, he has to lean away to grab his bag and dig around in the front pockets for his phone. When he's sat upright again, he hands the phone to Azul and levels Nanami with a challenging glare similar to the one earlier, though this one reads even more like a dare than before. Bite him, Nanami. Do it.

When they pull up his search history they will find a number of things, though they are mostly benign.

"what is a belgian"
"nice things to call a man"
"dancing fruit video"
"what is minecraft"
"fancy man gifts"
"mommy bakes you cookies asmr"
"wood soup asmr"
"what is asmer"
"azmur"
"azzmerr"

Mostly.]

[unpaidovertime]

[The list itself is kind of sweet in a way, at least in the places where it's clear Envy was trying to do something nice for him.]

That reminds me, Envy, I have a little something for you.

[He poofs his suit jacket on again and reaches into the pockets and brings out a collectable buff lizard man phone charm and wrist strap.

And when Envy gets close enough to take it from him, he's going to bite the cheek Azul hasn't already marked. And whether Envy can feel it or maybe just sense it, but it's a lot harder than how he bit Azul. He wants the mark to stay a bit.]

Re: loud audio warning for the link

[tothosewhobait]

.....what ARE nice things to call a man?

[Managed to miss the biting because he was so focused on the list, pupils going a bit flat as he relaxes more]

[infinitecruelty]

[Nanami out here hitting him with the triple wombo combo of suddenly changing his clothes with a glitter show, giving him a hilarious and vexing gift and then biting him hard on the face. Envy doesn't even know which to react to first!]

Gnngh–hey! [And now his face is fully red and it isn't just from the bites.] Ah– wh-what the hell— [Gathering his new buff green son to his chest, he pouts somewhere between confusion and gratitude.]

Wh-what is this— how did you... Where did you... WHY did you— [He doesn't know how to react!! He may just combust!]