I... don't think he was. And Envy, you don't sound like you're flirting but you do sometimes sound like you wish people were paying attention to you instead of who they are paying attention to and that might seem like you coming on to them.
[He's fine being the bottom of the pile despite the two of them being heavier than they look. He can handle it, he's built tough.]
[Jumps slightly when his butt is pinched, but he’s starting to feel relaxed enough that he does not raise a huge fuss over it…though he does make a little yip sound that counts as a bark]
You had better not be flirting… And truth.
[Two unenthusiastic barks as he settles back down]
[Sits up slowly, biting down on the inside of his cheek and grinding his jaw to keep from saying the first thing that comes to mind. For a second he does look like he's ready to square up, but instead he merely slips off to their side, sitting cross-legged and defiant, glaring at them like some kind of weird, pissed off cat.]
[That's kind of you, Azul, but he's not going to come slinking back just yet. Things were all well and good until he was perceived too clearly and now he wants to transform into a flea and disappear into the carpet.]
You're supposed to say some nice things to him because he needs to hear them. Because we all need to hear nice things from the people who love us. And because it's going to be a long night if we can't figure out a way to make this work.
[He's putting on his best adult voice for this, please accept his peace offering.]
Like how I like your laugh, and I like how cute it is when his tail twitches when he's happy about something.
[Crawls over, shirt hanging open since SOMEONE undid all his buttons, arms going around Envy’s neck and climbing onto the sin’s lap]
Baby don’t be like this. No one is judging you. We’re all just having fun, okay?
[Presses little kisses along Envy’s jaw]
I like how excited you get sometimes, you light up completely. I like the cute way you hoard little trinkets in that bag. I like how long your hair is and how I can wind it around my finger while we’re falling asleep. I like how it feels to hug you, I always feel safe and comfortable holding onto you. I like how very clever and bratty and sweet you are… well, sweet to me anyways. I can keep going.
[These are all very nice things to hear, though the only indication it's working at all is that his shoulders are starting to relax just slightly. However he is now avoiding eye contact with either of them, very pointedly staring off towards the fish floating in the aquarium across from the bed.
This is also soothing, and harder to remain mad at. None of the fish in this room pissed him off, including the one on his lap.]
Yeah, yeah... Laying it on a bit thick there, but I appreciate the ass pats all the same. [He says, punctuating the statement with a pat delivered to Azul's behind before he starts trying to wiggle out of his grasp.]
Now get back over there before he starts thinking he was right or something. [Making a shoo-ing hand motion.]
[Before Azul can get in the way Nanami leans over and gives Envy a kiss on the cheek.]
[He wants to say something about being right, because he is. But it isn't going to help the situation, so instead he takes the W where he can and keeps quiet about it. There's so much effort here all being hidden behind his usually fairly inscrutable face.]
[He knows you think you're right, Nanami, and he knows that's why you're not sorry. >:C He keeps his gaze averted, shifting it away from the angel and his "calm baby down" smooches. He knows what this is! He's been that baby for years!!! Except he's not a baby! Shut up!!!]
Gak--! [Can't believe he got sneak attacked by face chomp, but sits there and accepts it anyway, puffing up his cheeks defiantly though they deflate pretty quickly.]
[Sorry Azul, he has to lean away to grab his bag and dig around in the front pockets for his phone. When he's sat upright again, he hands the phone to Azul and levels Nanami with a challenging glare similar to the one earlier, though this one reads even more like a dare than before. Bite him, Nanami. Do it.
When they pull up his search history they will find a number of things, though they are mostly benign.
"what is a belgian" "nice things to call a man" "dancing fruit video" "what is minecraft" "fancy man gifts" "mommy bakes you cookies asmr" "wood soup asmr" "what is asmer" "azmur" "azzmerr"
And when Envy gets close enough to take it from him, he's going to bite the cheek Azul hasn't already marked. And whether Envy can feel it or maybe just sense it, but it's a lot harder than how he bit Azul. He wants the mark to stay a bit.]
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What is the most embarrassing thought you had this week?
[….bark]
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My most embarrassing thought this week? I did think someone was hitting on me who just wanted to talk.
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[Turns in Nanami’s arms to cuddle against him better with a quiet bark near the shell of his ear]
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Hmm, so you two do it, too... [He hums between Azul's shoulderblades, stroking his hand up along the curve of his hip and waist.]
People keep assuming that I'm flirting with them when I am not. Do I sound like I'm flirting all the time?
[He just has that cadence about him, okay! That doesn't mean anything.]
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[He's fine being the bottom of the pile despite the two of them being heavier than they look. He can handle it, he's built tough.]
Azul, truth or dare?
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[Jumps slightly when his butt is pinched, but he’s starting to feel relaxed enough that he does not raise a huge fuss over it…though he does make a little yip sound that counts as a bark]
You had better not be flirting… And truth.
[Two unenthusiastic barks as he settles back down]
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What do you like most about Envy?
[He sits up with Azul in his lap, watching a pissed off sin take it in and trying not to make it worse.]
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Most? There are too many things I like about him, how am I supposed to pick ‘most’?
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[He's putting on his best adult voice for this, please accept his peace offering.]
Like how I like your laugh, and I like how cute it is when his tail twitches when he's happy about something.
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[Crawls over, shirt hanging open since SOMEONE undid all his buttons, arms going around Envy’s neck and climbing onto the sin’s lap]
Baby don’t be like this. No one is judging you. We’re all just having fun, okay?
[Presses little kisses along Envy’s jaw]
I like how excited you get sometimes, you light up completely. I like the cute way you hoard little trinkets in that bag. I like how long your hair is and how I can wind it around my finger while we’re falling asleep. I like how it feels to hug you, I always feel safe and comfortable holding onto you. I like how very clever and bratty and sweet you are… well, sweet to me anyways. I can keep going.
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This is also soothing, and harder to remain mad at. None of the fish in this room pissed him off, including the one on his lap.]
Yeah, yeah... Laying it on a bit thick there, but I appreciate the ass pats all the same. [He says, punctuating the statement with a pat delivered to Azul's behind before he starts trying to wiggle out of his grasp.]
Now get back over there before he starts thinking he was right or something. [Making a shoo-ing hand motion.]
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[He wants to say something about being right, because he is. But it isn't going to help the situation, so instead he takes the W where he can and keeps quiet about it. There's so much effort here all being hidden behind his usually fairly inscrutable face.]
If we want to keep playing, it's your turn, Azul.
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[Attempts to stay as close as Envy will let him, trying to snag one of his hands]
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Mrrr... Dare.
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Where did you get all of this?
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Iiiiii daaaaaare youuuuu.....to show us your search history on your phone.
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What do you mean "search history"?
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[Leaning in to bite Azul's shoulder gently. Since that's apparently what we're doing.]
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loud audio warning for the link
When they pull up his search history they will find a number of things, though they are mostly benign.
"what is a belgian"
"nice things to call a man"
"dancing fruit video"
"what is minecraft"
"fancy man gifts"
"mommy bakes you cookies asmr"
"wood soup asmr"
"what is asmer"
"azmur"
"azzmerr"
Mostly.]
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That reminds me, Envy, I have a little something for you.
[He poofs his suit jacket on again and reaches into the pockets and brings out a collectable buff lizard man phone charm and wrist strap.
And when Envy gets close enough to take it from him, he's going to bite the cheek Azul hasn't already marked. And whether Envy can feel it or maybe just sense it, but it's a lot harder than how he bit Azul. He wants the mark to stay a bit.]
Re: loud audio warning for the link
[Managed to miss the biting because he was so focused on the list, pupils going a bit flat as he relaxes more]
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