Heckin Game Inbox

[tothosewhobait]

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[tothosewhobait]

My, my! Such a fantastic claim! You should be careful though... You either have to make sure you deliver or someone might have a mind to take you to court for faulty advertising.

[Is this the shit talk of a highschooler playing video games]

[outrageon]

[Velvet cannot believe this little old boy man]

Oh, I deliver.

[Spinning on her hips independently of them while she stomps on those tiles and looping her noodly arm over to tap her claw on his nose]

and I entertain!

[tothosewhobait]

[...huh. That is new. Doesn't even notice his nose getting tapped, he's too distracted watching that level of.....is this even 'flexibility' anymore?]

[outrageon]

[reaches over to hit one of his notes for him so he doesnt miss it

and then taps his chin instead of his nose]

You're gonna let flies in gawking like that~

[tothosewhobait]

Land bodies usually have bones.... That's all.

[outrageon]

I'm sure I've told you before! I might live on land, but I'm not a human.

So don't mistake me or Veneer for something that simple.

[tothosewhobait]

[Hops off the dance pad as the song comes to a stop]

What exactly are you then? Out of curiosity.

[outrageon]

[Leaning on the dance bar since it's not like there's a line]

I'm a Rageon.

[Said like "ragin'."]

Not to be a hipster, but you've probably never heard of us before.

[tothosewhobait]

Considering I still have trouble telling some cats and dogs apart? No, I have not heard of a Raging before.

[outrageon]

Rageon. There's no G, pee-paw.

And I'm prrrrobably not even from the same world as you. I mean, I've never even seen humans walking around before I got here, and anything we'd call a merman, well...

[looking him up and down]

Doesn't look like you.

[tothosewhobait]

Oh. This isn't my real form. That is, these legs are loaners.

[outrageon]

So? What's it take to see the real thing?

[tothosewhobait]

You couldn't afford it.

[outrageon]

[Now it's her turn to drop her jaw.]

Says who?

[tothosewhobait]

Let's look at it a different way then... What would you be willing to pay?

[outrageon]

Hmm... I dunno. How do I know it's gonna be any good?

[tothosewhobait]

You don't. Feel free to wonder forever.

[outrageon]

Well, I did see your tentacle. Remember?

So it's probably just more of that.

[tothosewhobait]

If you say so. I will neither confirm nor deny.

[outrageon]

Oh, like you're not just going to tell me I don't have anything you want, anyway.

[tothosewhobait]

Why would I say that?

[outrageon]

I can't show you what I really look like, for one thing.

Second, I don't do work, and I don't do favors.

You're probably just going to play 4D Mind-Chess with me until I remind you that both of us said we're not making any deals.

[tothosewhobait]

Then I suppose you have no choice but to make me like you enough to want to show you. Boo hoo.

[outrageon]

Oh, so you're going to tell me what it takes to get on your good side, then?

[tothosewhobait]

I trust you to figure it out.