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[tothosewhobait]

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[outrageon]

Right? And don't I deserve comfort?

[hee hee]

But seriously, I'm impressed. I didn't know you owned anything that wasn't a suit.

[tothosewhobait]

Well. I worked out so I need SOME activewear. And I DO like to be comfortable in Envy's room, so I do have some loungewear.

[outrageon]

Oh yeaaaah, I remember the jammies.

[somehow this really is velvet's attempt at not being too mean]

So you work out, you dance, you... work, what don't you do?

[Seriously is he some kind of celebrity back home or something??? why he so busy for]

[tothosewhobait]

...I suppose that my flying skills are not exactly top tier. Does that count?

[outrageon]

...Okay you're gonna need to explain to me what a merman would be doing flying.

[tothosewhobait]

I attend...well....attended. A school for the magically gifted.

[outrageon]

What?

Ugh!

What?!! Are you for real?!

Why did everyone else go to super hero and magic wizard school?

Ugh. Everyone's schools were better than mine.

[tothosewhobait]

[Blows on his coffee gently to cool it down]

Of course I am real. What else would I be?

[outrageon]

No, that's not what I—

I meant, are you serio—

You know what? Nevermind.

[tothosewhobait]

[Carefully takes a long sip of his coffee]

I am always serious.

[outrageon]

Yeah, you reeeeally give that vibe.

Not sure why I even asked.

[to try and change the subject—]

So what do you get in your coffee?

[tothosewhobait]

[Tilts it for her to see. It's black.]

[outrageon]

Ohhhhh, cos you can't eat sweets.

Tragic.

[She actually sounds deeply moved by this every time she remembers. This is the stupidest thing she could have An Empathy about.]

[tothosewhobait]

W...well, this way it feels more effective too. For keeping me awake.

[outrageon]

Oh yeah, raw-dogging it through life like a champ.

Can't relate, but I respect the grind, or whatever.

[what]

[tothosewhobait]

….what? What is a raw dog?

[outrageon]

Do you know Angel Dust?

[How is that relevant]

[tothosewhobait]

…? I met him briefly before? I wouldn’t say I know him, but of him…yes?

[outrageon]

The next time you get to talk to him, ask him what it means.

He'll explain it way better than I can.

[tothosewhobait]

[What kind of breed is the raw dog though]

Going to be stubborn, I see?

[outrageon]

I just think we'd both prefer a professional's explanation on things.

[tothosewhobait]

…

It’s a sex thing, isn’t it?

[outrageon]

[Snorts. She can't keep a straight face anymore.]

It's totally a sex thing. God, you should see your face.

[tothosewhobait]

[WHY IS IT ALWAYS A SEX THING]

[outrageon]

[well that just makes her laugh harder]

You're gonna get wrinkles frowning at me like that~!