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[tothosewhobait]

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[infinitecruelty]

[squints]

are you high?

[tothosewhobait]

No? Not comparatively. Your hotel room is on a much lower floor than mine.

[infinitecruelty]

I meant "are you out of your mind?"

[this fish probably doesn't even know about drugs, nevermind]

[tothosewhobait]

Is it that hard to imagine?

[infinitecruelty]

I think you underestimate both how long I've existed, and how little I care for interacting with 99.9% of the population.

[tothosewhobait]

So I don’t have to worry about you picking up like five boyfriends and girlfriends then?

[infinitecruelty]

[LAUGHING]

No! No. Absolutely not. Like I said, I've had all of two people that I've cared about in almost two hundred years. That's enough for me.

[tothosewhobait]

I don’t know… You ARE a little heartbreaker. And Heaven and Hell are both full of many attractive people. What if you find someone even more attractive who even lets you use their face?

[infinitecruelty]

If they let me use their face I don't have a need for them anymore. I can just have their face.

You put me in a very unique position.

[tothosewhobait]

I have a habit of that sort of thing.

[infinitecruelty]

You truly do. It's one of the things I absolutely despised about you.

[Sighs dreamily.]

[tothosewhobait]

[That manages to pull another little laugh out of Azul]

I see you can now properly appreciate my charms.

[infinitecruelty]

[His little tail is wagging back and forth, pleased with being able to make him laugh. Seeing him so sad earlier was making him feel... not good.]

Oh, for sure. Amazing how fast you grew on me.

[tothosewhobait]

[Setting the lizert on the bathroom counter, grabbing a fresh washcloth and dampening it with some warm water from the sink]

Must be your excellent taste in action.

[infinitecruelty]

[Plaps around on the countertop, looking at all the things that are So Big now with his little eyes.]

You think I have good taste~? What a compliment.

[tothosewhobait]

You're dating me, aren't you?

[Grabs one of his hair pins from his drawer in Envy's bathroom counter, pinning back his hair]

[infinitecruelty]

Mm, you're right. I have the best taste.

[Rolls down into the sink and pushes the stopper down so he can make himself a little bath with that warm water.]

Can you make it hotter, please?

[tothosewhobait]

Mhmmm.

[Hums in answer, turning the water a smidge hotter before turning his attention to gently patting at his skin with the washcloth, trying to get rid of any tear tracks and splotchiness]

Do you want any bubbles or just water?

[infinitecruelty]

[The water is getting high enough that his little feets aren't touching the sink anymore so he rolls onto his back and simply floats around like that, watching Azul and his handsome-even-when-blotchy face.]

Ooh, bubbles would be so nice~!

[tothosewhobait]

[Chuckles, turning off the water briefly, leaning down to grab some bubble bath, adding it to the water before turning the faucet on a little longer. Just enough to cause some bubbles to form in the makeshift bath.]

Better?

[infinitecruelty]

Thank you very much~

[This rules, you're the best babe.]

Ah, yes, luxury. This is the life. A giant bubble bath, a lovely view~ The only thing I need is a tiny martini and I'm set~

[tothosewhobait]

...want me to order up room service?

[infinitecruelty]

[Gasps!]

You spoil me, Azul~

[tothosewhobait]

Don't drown in the two seconds I'm gone.

[Heads into the bedroom to call room service]

[infinitecruelty]

[He does not drown, but he does kind of zone out for the duration of his absence, just bobbing around like a weird little rubber duck.

He can't believe this is happening. He can't believe he's not been squished like a bug or flushed down the toilet yet. Does Azul really care about him? Is this a part of a longer con? If something is too good to be true, it probably is... right?

Fuck.]